Breaking: American Prayers Intercepted of Many Americans Asking God to Find 12 Votes For Trump Conviction.

As the current Trump criminal case finishes there have been reports that more Americans are sending prayers up to see if the court can find twelve more votes to convict. There are reports one such prayer was intercepted and recorded that has left a few people in trouble. During the initial investigation there were some released recordings that explained the person pleading to God "I just want to find, uh, 12 votes, which is one more than what we should have!

So we spoke with some people familiar with the case. Speaking with one of the people angry with the recordings we asked what sort of influence this may have on the overall criminal proceedings "Well one shouldn't bother God with thoughts and prayers on issues that our elected officials have no means of solving themselves. One shouldn't request divine intervention on one of Gods chosen." I tried to inquire further of how some of his past cases of sexual assault and sleeping with porn stars factors in to being one of Gods Chosen and I was told "that was all fake news. Trump has told them that none of that is true and he has no reason to lie."