Breaking: Woman Asked To Choose Between Man or Bear. Woman Gets Mauled By Feral Care Bear!

As the summer begins and we decide to go out and enjoy the beautiful weather in the many wonderful areas across the country. Getting out and taking a walk through our wonderful forests to see all that they have to offer with beautiful rivers to high up mountains. For one unfortunate person traveling in the Rocky mountains it was determined that due to recent rains part of the trail behind became blocked off due to local mudslides. A couple hours later she came across two paths forward going to the left or the right. Down one path she seen a long haired hippie just enjoying a stroll through nature and down the other she seen what looked to be a pink colored bear frothing from the mouth with a shredded bag of candy near by .

After some quick thought she decided to go in the direction of the pink bear. Where soon after it was reported that she was viciously attacked by the bear later known to be one of the care bears no longer employed by the childrens TV show that was released back into the wild. After having run out of its supply of Swedish Berries it became more aggressive towards travelers. When we reached out to people knowledgeable about the situation for comment. We talked with a family member of why she would of made the choice "Well in the modern day we have a situation that we have to make a choice between a deadly murderous bear or a man that could very well be a murderer also. We suspected she wanted to make sure she is not lured in by a potentially bad person. If given the choice between a deadly outcome or a possibly deadly outcome who wants to really take that chance? Why not go for the certain thing?"