Breaking News: Man Suffers Existential Crisis After Accidentally Deleting Entire Netflix History
- MJ
- Apr 15, 2024
- 1 min read
Many of us have one or more streaming platform with some studies now indicating approximately 38% of all US households prefer streaming services. This compared to the next highest being cable television coming in around 31%. Out of all households in the US about 83% at least have one streaming service whether Prime, Netflix, Max or some other platform.

After more than a decade of watching Netflix the man has went through quite a few series and movies to help fine tune his algorithm to give him good recommendations for future recommendations. One night he went through the settings of Netflix and accidentally deleted his entire watch history. Now as he logs in he just now gets recommendations of all the current specials of Netflix full of washed up actors that shouldn't be recommended to anyone. As we interviewed the man "that Schneider guy I am not sure how he keeps getting to make more movies and TV shows. They even gave a show to a bunch of people from Tik Tok... that is what things have come to. They gave a show to Schwarzenegger at the young age of 95 packed with other terrible actors. Next Netflix is going to do another Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford..." Since then the man is still seeing a specialist to talk out his issues with as he has to continue stumbling through all the trash on the platform to find something he hasn't watched already.






