Breaking: Trump Breaks from GOP. Creates New Political Party Heading the Presidential Ticket With Kristi Noem

After years working with the GOP and constantly fighting against a large portion of the more moderate Republicans in the party. Trump has decided that the party is no longer good for his brand. He realizes just settling for general xenophobic just wasn't bad enough for his image and that perhaps to stay relevant in the new Trump world one needs to take steps to get media attention more and go more steps from what is considered acceptable. The new party would be "a break from all those RINOs in the GOP with a fresh new chance to run on the beliefs of Americans we approve of to be real Americans". As they continued "we strictly believe in the constitution and everything it stands for as long as we can take away those rights from people we disagree with".

The New Pro-Dog Party - Paid Actor - Was a good boy

The campaign has hired its new spokesperson Max to be the face of the new party. When we asked for official words from the administration about their spokesperson and their party they gave us this. “Somebody said he looks great in a bathing suit, right? And you know, when he was in the sand and he was having a hard time lifting his feet through the sand, because you know sand is heavy, they figured three solid ounces per foot, but sand is a little heavy, and he’s sitting in a bathing suit. Look, at 81, do you remember Cary Grant? How good was Cary Grant, right? I don’t think Cary Grant, he was good. I don’t know what happened to movie stars today. We used to have Cary Grant and Clark Gable and all these people. Today we have, I won’t say names, because I don’t need enemies. I don’t need enemies. I got enough enemies. But Cary Grant was, like – Michael Jackson once told me, ‘The most handsome man, Trump, in the world.’ ‘Who?’ ‘Cary Grant.’ Well, we don’t have that any more, but Cary Grant at 81 or 82, going on 100. This guy, he’s 81, going on 100. Cary Grant wouldn’t look too good in a bathing suit, either. And he was pretty good-looking, right?”" When we went to meet Max we found that he was a very good boy.