CEO of Oil Company Announces Plan to Combat Climate Change with "Thoughts and Prayers".

After many years and discussion of ways to help combat the consequences of Climate Change an anonymous source has discussed with several sources familiar with solutions to combat the Climate Change spoke with a CEO on possible solutions. After some discussion both spoke at length on quite a few different routes one could take in order to solve the issue and the cost to benefit ratio of each. Eventually he placed a graph on the table going into more detail about the overall benefit of different ways of resolving it.

Cost to benefit ratio of solving Climate Change

After placing the graph on the table he points at the red line. "If my company helps resolve the issue that is hurting people all over the country then this is what happens to our profit." Then shortly after he points at the blue line and tells me "if we tell Jesus to take the wheel and give enough thoughts are prayers not only does my company make more profit this year but he will personally come down and fix the issue. If he doesn't come down then the people out there failed everyone for not praying hard enough". He then proclaims that "after years of thoughts and prayers by executives the politicians have given us massive tax cuts and our board has seen record bonuses. Sadly due to less demand we also had to lay off a significant portion of our work force because its what God intended."